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Joke of the Day
"If they ever reboot Grease, it must be directed by M. Night Shama-lamma-ding-dong."
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"All refugees are terrorists. (that's the punchline) (No that's actually the punchline)"
"If a fat person has a fully functioning penis... If a fat person has a fully functioning penis, does that make them a sperm whale?"
"Why can't Vader find a steady relationship? He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places"
"Free Pussy Riot!"
"To the guy who just followed me with ""Conservative, God-loving, pro-life"" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?"
"How is 'crazy' like a freshly baked pie? You have to let it cool off before you put your dick in it."
"What's the difference between a fan and a prostitute One Blows air off you and the other blows air into you."
"My dog said I was crazy"
"I'd kill for Opie's pizza. Unfortunately, they never deliver. :("