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Joke of the Day
"Maybe I carry an axe. You don't know. I could love you to pieces..."
Next Joke
"Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones... It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*"
"I want to open a gay poker bar. And call it ""The space of AIDS"""
"I think the funnest part of a prostate exam is when I fake an orgasm."
"What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS? Nothing."
"Pretty weird to think that in the future, there will be old people named 'Hailey' and 'Brayden' running around in vintage Twilight t-shirts."
"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."
"When you are dying... Make sure your final words fit on a tombst"
"*spin kicks cigarette out of your mouth* Nothing is cooler than health"
"Sometimes I'll catch my reflection in a mirror and I'll be like, ""oh no, that can't be right."""