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Joke of the Day
"I think the funnest part of a prostate exam is when I fake an orgasm."
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"You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet."
"Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday? He had a Saturday Night Fever"
"My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life."
"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."
"I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now."
"I just gave my new secretary a sexy dress for her first week's salary. Next week, I'm going to raise her salary."
"What does Donald Trump's hair get at the end of each day? [removed]"
"A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? ....ground beef... tehe.."