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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a gay poker bar. And call it ""The space of AIDS"""

"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" -New York's most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter"

"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"

"Should computers be made of glass? No, I don't want anybody to see my browser's history!"

"I'd kill a two-year-old... ...to get with Casey Anthony"

"I ordered a book on near death experiences. The anticipation almost killed me."

"Satan cannot be everywhere, So Relatives were created.."

"Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult."

"Hate your job as a calendar maker?Need a way to get fired? Easy. ( _) ( _)>- (_) Just take a day off"

"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."