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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS? Nothing."
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"How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !"
"Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD."
"Perhaps the most gut wrenching part of my day is the moment I look in my fast food bag to see if they remembered my straw"
"What do you call a Gay Dinosaur? A Megasaurus"
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""
"Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. - Thanks Peter Griffin"
"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."
"They just arrested my favorite shoe salesman thinking he was a drug lord. They said all the shoes were laced and everyone was trippin."
"Told this girl to text me when she got home ... I think she's homeless"