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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I'll catch my reflection in a mirror and I'll be like, ""oh no, that can't be right."""

"Your Google search history is the real you."

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"

"John said: ""Come forth, and receive eternal salvation."" However, John came fifth and got a toaster."

"The other night I had a dream I was being wanked off by a Ghost. I was scared stiff."

"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."

"I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice."

"Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock."

"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""

"What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog"