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Joke of the Day
"Love may be blind Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
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"2 guys walking down the road... they see a dog, licking its junk. ""I wish I could do that."" ""Uhhh....you might want to try petting him first."""
"I'm a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse."
"[i walk up to a woman wearing headphones and take them off her and put them on] nice this song rules. what? sorry, can't talk. headphones on"
"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."
"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"
"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."
"I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget... I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget. But I guess it's better to fall in love with a small person, than not a tall."
"What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer? ""I literally chant even..."""
"Did you hear what they're planning for the next episode of 'Glee'? It's a 'Walking Dead' crossover."