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Joke of the Day

"2 guys walking down the road... they see a dog, licking its junk. ""I wish I could do that."" ""Uhhh....you might want to try petting him first."""

"If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man. And stop shit from happening."

"what's your pitch? ""so this guy steals from the rich..."" ok ""and gives to the poor"" nice. what's his name? ""Robin..."" haha I love it ""Hood"" wait"

"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"

"I was going to tell you a joke about a cow. But its udderly ridiculous"

"What is a nitrate? It is much cheaper than a day rate."

"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."

"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"

"Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time."

"*Notices that boss is about to walk into glass door* *Lets nature run its course*"