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Joke of the Day
"If you are religious, then you should not wear underwear. It is holey."
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"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."
"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."
"What happens if you pee on Putin's head? Urine big trouble..."
"The genius and the pool player A genius walks into a bar and says, ""I have 200 IQ!"" The pool player replies, ""I have an eye cue too!"" and pokes the genius in the eye."
"Teacher Jokes Teacher If Cannot is short for cannot. What is Don""t short for? pupil. doughnut."
"Off to work... A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"
"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."
"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim for it..."