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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."
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"What was the last pizza the twin towers had? A plane one."
"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."
"Doctor Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache."
"Calculus and alcohol don't mix... Never drink and derive."
"I can't stand sitting down"
"If you crush a cockroach, you're a hero. If you crush a beautiful butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria."
"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."
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"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."