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Joke of the Day
"How many people wrote ""anti-oepidus"" 1 3/5"
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"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."
"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"
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"Why did the terrorist cross the road? To send people to the other side."
"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."
"My doctor told me he appreciates my patience. I told him that I appreciate that he appreciates his patients."
"What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e]-lacs!"
"I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty"