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Joke of the Day

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"I had a job building porta-potties I had a job building Porta - potties But people would shit all over my work"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"Superman's first love got into writing really sappy love poetry. This is why he left her and kicked her out of his house. He said to her, ""Lana Lang Leav! """

"Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise."

"Not to brag but my son's friend said ""Your dad looks hot"" when I was cleaning the pool. She followed with ""Is that heat stroke?"" but still."

"Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !"

"I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club ""Somebody I used to know"" probably wasn't the best song to pick"

"Wars would be obsolete if women ruled the world There would just be a bunch of jealous countries who do not talk to eachother."

"Q: What kind of guitar did the pool player own? A: A-cue-stick."