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Joke of the Day

"In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'"

"A saying of love. If you love her, let her go. If she returns, anal."

"What did one ocean say to the other? I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep."

"""I made $200.05 giving BJ's to people yesterday."" ""Who gave you a nickel?"" ""Everyone did."""

"gluten free cereal. I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it ""NO FUCKING WHEY!"""

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on it. Wanna know how to catch a tame rabbit too? The tame way."

"""Thats a sexy little outfit your wearing"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you"". ""Dave"", my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""

"Life is Like a Buffet- Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out."

"What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood? A match made in Heaven."

"What's the difference between pizza and a black guy? The pizza can feed a family"