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Joke of the Day
"I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty"
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"Islam is the religion of peace a peace of you over here and a peace of you over there"
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? What are U doing here?"
"What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? ""Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."""
"I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus."
"What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler? A dick-tator."
"What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I don't want to plow my driveway"
"What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing.. Yet."
"Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"