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Joke of the Day
"What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e]-lacs!"
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"Why did the midget laugh while walking across the field? Because the grass tickled his balls."
"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor."
"So I put a bucket of water over the door a few days ago, and my victim remarked that it wasn't very original. Eh, maybe I was the fool."
"I'm not the male chauvinist one God is, he is the one that made women inferior."
"There is one instrument I just can't stand.. The Sitar"
"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"
"Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you."
"Treat your guests like family, so they don't stay too long."