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Joke of the Day

"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."

"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"

"Man! Did anyone else see the result of the Egypt vs Ethopia soccer game? Egypt: 8. Ethopia: Didn't."

"I knew I saw you the moment I laid eyes on you"

"It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world where you could afford two kids and a house with just one job."

"I like my coffee how i like my women, Without a dick."

"Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop."

"all right class welcome to Intro to Sitting 101. everyone have a seat. *confused whispering among class*"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tie a piece of bread to the roof.."

"Gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect"