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Joke of the Day

"Racist jokes my dad told me Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza A pizza can feed a family"

"Guy: If u won lotto, what'd u get? Me: A cat sitter G: To take extra good care of Sox? M: *pictures a cat in a suit taking care of me* Yes"

"Billy's parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara."

"Why do women love chocolate? Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing."

"What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!"

"Did you hear about the woman who got Alzheimer's after removing her breasts? She lost her mammaries"

"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"

"I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump. This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Free World."

"What do you do to dead chemists? You barium."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"