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Joke of the Day

"Why do women love chocolate? Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing."

"What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot? Pretzalcoatl"

"Why was the little boy speaking gibberish? Because he lost his marbles."

"There are two things I hate in every politician: their face."

"Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin"

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination? HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!"

"What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber "

"There are 2 types of people in the world, those who will admit they've masturbated to their own image in the mirror... ... and ugly people."

"God: What's that? Noah: The aquarium God: For what? Noah: The fish God: Fish can survive floods Noah: *kicks llama* YOU SAID EVERY ANIMAL"

"Yoda: Why is five afraid of seven? Because six, seven eight..."