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Joke of the Day

"Guy: If u won lotto, what'd u get? Me: A cat sitter G: To take extra good care of Sox? M: *pictures a cat in a suit taking care of me* Yes"

"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ? Being normal."

"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"

"Boss: What's your five-year goal? Me: Paid administrative leave."

"Are you all right? No, you are all left!"

"What does a paint brush eat for dinner? Bristoles!"

"Why is it a long and expensive process for fruit to get married They just cantelope"

"There are five states of matter. 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma 5. Black Lives"

"right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth"