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Joke of the Day
"What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!"
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"My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick And apparently ""heating up her meal"" is the wrong answer."
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"The child in me says ""Eat candy for breakfast!"" but the adult in me says ""You're an adult! You can do whatever the fuck you want! Do it!"""
"I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date."
"What is a gay jew's favourite bank? Goldman Sach's"
"Reddit, help me finish this joke ""My baby so fine, she ______"""
"Did you hear about the kid who brought a home made watch to school? He had a real bad time..."
"I told you I'll be there in 5 minutes, stop calling me every half an hour!"
"Why do all black men have nightmares? The one with a dream was shot."