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Joke of the Day
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"
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"What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica? ""X marks the pot, matey."""
"What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got masterbating? A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy."
"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."
"Pokemon Go goes live in Canada today You idiots."
"How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!"
"Burnt ma Hawaiian pizza today Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"
"Someone just used my driveway to turn around and now I'm standing outside with two open beers and *lonely face*"
"How do you know the passengers of the missing plane are alive? A new season of lost is out now!"