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Joke of the Day

"I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump. This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Free World."

"A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one"

"Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8... It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!"

"What's an Irish seven course meal? A six pack and a potato"

"#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!"

"Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can."

"++drinks: drink first, ask questions later"

"I'm not ready for a child, I should have never banged that stork."

"MATH JOKE: The ladies call me an integral ...because I fill the area under their curves"

"Mom She gave me life She gave me love She gave me sarcasm She gave me the ability to cut brake lines so that it looks like an accident."