204961

Joke of the Day

"Billy's parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara."

"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"

"What do viagra and China have in common? Rigged erections"

"People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces. At least that's the impression that I get."

"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."

"Air resistance Is a jerk"

"""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under."

"My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today. I said, ""It's about time!"""

"Why do people wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out tide."

"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."