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Joke of the Day
"Why does a priest never get married? Because they got nun to love them"
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"I don't want to brag, but when I take my clothes off... the shower gets turned on."
"To determine a rabbit's sex from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy. If *she* runs, it's a girl."
"A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... Hillary Clinton"
"If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Missle Toe."
"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."
"How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light."
"How do moms from West Virginia know when their daughters start their period? Their son's dick starts tasting like blood"
"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."
"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"