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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."

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"""WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME?!?"" - Jesus, at the first Communion."
"What kind of wolf never runs? Steppenwolf"
"So a blind man walks by a fish market... he take a deep breath, then exhales and says ""Good morning ladies!"""
"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, ""I still love Vista, baby""."
"*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm"
"What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud."
"For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I'm being stalked."
"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor? He took everything literally"