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Joke of the Day
"Are curses real? of course the f*cking are... (thanks dad)"
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"Has 2 wings but doesn't fly, Has 2 eyes but doesn't see, has 2 legs doesn't walk, what is it ? A Dead bird"
"Did you ever wonder what happen to the ""Dude you're getting a dell"" guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele's cd."
"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"
"What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings."
"What do you call a group of babies? an Infantry"
"Last night my friend trashed a Chinese restaurant... Told him I was horrified by his wonton destruction"
"Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat."
"God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips."
"2 little kids, Billy and Tom, are goofing around in a cannibal village. Billys mum sticks her head out and yells... ""Billy, stop playing with your food!"""