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Joke of the Day
"How does Darth Vader know what Luke is getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart"
"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"
"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."
"Gloria Gaynor's ghost I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified."
"Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness."
"Pirate joke what I made up What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes? Noob."
"Whats 9+10 9+10=21-2=19"
"what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey"
"Well... the Earth just rotated 360 degrees on its axis. Let's call it a day."