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Joke of the Day

"When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won't eat you. If that doesn't work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!"

"Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar? Because they were Miners... XD"

"Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana."

"What's the most common blood type in Canada? Eh."

"Women wake up yawning and men with an erection. Coincidence? I think not."

"Siri: Retweet me."

"It's a difficult day for me today. Today is the day I tell my dog that I am not his biological mother and that his real mother was a bitch."

"A sad horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: ""Why the long face?"""

"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."

"Why can not Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."