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Joke of the Day

"haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho"

"Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal."

"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."

"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"

"Not joke Teacher :What is the difference man & woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs"

"My date seemed really excited when I said I had a horse's cock. For some reason she seemed disgusted when I took it out of the fridge."

"Rather than trying to ""change"" your passwords, accept them for their imperfections and they will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine"

"When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck."

"There are two types of people in life... Those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest."

"God could've saved us a lot of time by just giving us one commandment. Thou shalt not enjoy thyself."