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Joke of the Day

"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."

"What do lawyers use for birth control? Personality."

"What do fish think about air? It's UN-B-REATHABLE!"

"I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell."

"Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon."

"What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap? A farte"

"What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand? A Selfie!"

"Why did the nose run? It did snot want to be late"

"What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job? I'd say he's fairly incapa**bull**."

"I was just unfollowed by a guy with 10,349 tweets & 38 followers...I'm thinking that's the same guy at the park that talks to all the pigeons"