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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11? Because it's an inside yolk"
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"Two cows walk into a vegan bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."""
"What did Hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? Get reiched."
"The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming. Its like she's never seen a penis before."
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"
"I work in a deli and put my cock in the bagel slicer. I got fired... ... and so did she."
"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"
"Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, so he gave her a bone of his own"
"As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes"