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Joke of the Day

"Not joke Teacher :What is the difference man & woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs"

"VW have got in2 trouble 4 falsifying data, apparently this is not d first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying abt gas emissions"

"I used to have a fear of hurdles.... But i got over it"

"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."

"I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks... if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day."

"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"

"A national monument to those brave online heroes who were ""First!"" in comments."

"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"