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Joke of the Day
"When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck."
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"Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can't handle stares."
"TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today Oops... wrong sub"
"Confucius say Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation."
"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."
"Everything my boy friend ever said to me was a lie. Every. Fcuking. Thing. Except the part about how pretty I was, that was true."
"How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb? Juan."
"Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!"
"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."
"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."