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Joke of the Day
"When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck."
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"saw guy at the store hand his gf some ""cutie"" oranges and say ""youre the real cutie."" i went to the bedding aisle and screamed into a pillow"
"What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine An L.L.Beaner"
"What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town? Entering the friend zone."
"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."
"Strong people don't put others down: They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."
"Marijuana is the answer! (I don't remember the question)"
"I was up late last night watching Philadelphia with Tom Hanks... ...We were the finalists in a cream cheese staring competition."
"Why suicidal people are usually skinny because most likely, they haven't eaten in years."
"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"