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Joke of the Day

"Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal."

"It hurts my feelings when people call me a failure. I'd rather people think of me as successfully challenged."

"Don't forget to smile today, but not that creepy smile that makes us all wonder how many bodies are buried in your yard."

"So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day."

"What did the right pussy lip tell the left pussy lip? We used to be tight"

"Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."

"I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I'm in prison."

"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"I've invented a new form of martial arts which involves fighting over a penny. It's called Jew-Jitsu"

"Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff"