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Joke of the Day
"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"
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"I came home to my wife yelling ""The square root of pi!"" angrily. I told her she was being irrational."
"My mum told my girlfriend that I'm a big softy. She said, ""No he isn't, he's not even big when he's erect."""
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in"
"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey It's so 2016"
"I almost got my fingers stuck in my cheese grater. It's one of my greater fears."
"Why do buzzards prefer to fly? Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know."
"Hey girl, are you an overdue library book? Cuz I'm gonna stuff you in the back of my car then forget about you"
"If Trump wins tonight... He'll be the first person to go from P.O.S. to P.O.T.U.S."