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Joke of the Day

"""No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!"" ""Honey, what movie are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""

"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""

"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""

"I'm not saying it would kill me to work out, I'm just saying my wife bought me a gym membership and doubled my life insurance..."

"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."

"I was walking downtown and saw a sign with a pig and a dog. It said ""why love one and eat the other?"" I thought to myself ""they have a point. I should start eating dogs."""

"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today..... I said stop wasting your time, we should be concentrating on locking them up."

"Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was ""Very Strong."""

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he's not coming."

"Thanks for declaring on Facebook that you've found ""true love."" I look forward to watching it implode in real time."