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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."
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"I saw some things at the auction labeled ""Art Objects"" Considering what they looked like, I'd object, too"
"Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being."
"I.. I.. Just... :( A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"
"A woman says: I'm hot. Lets turn on the Air Conditioner"
"Just found out men can have sex at 88..... which is handy cos I live at 94 so it's not far to walk home after."
"Bad news for women: there's a glass ceiling. Good news for women: that's one more thing you get to Windex!"
"There's an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are. You don't need this. If your phone doesn't ring at all, you're ugly."
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."