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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he's not coming."
Next Joke
"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"Hey, everyone in a minivan-- hit the gas!"
"A frog literally just intentionally threw himself under my lawn mower I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide. I hate myself. I'm sorry."
"When you give a wet-willy in a pool... It's just a willy."
"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."
"Diet - day 1: I have removed all bad food from the house...it was delicious."
"What is a mathematician's favorite food? A slice of Pi."
"Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business"