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Joke of the Day

"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""

"What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice? A Fjord Fjocus."

"What's the difference between a bum and a crust punk Patches ;D"

"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."

"Your car took up two spaces, so I tried to move it over with my key."

"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a goose."

"""I'm afraid I have some very bad news, sir,"" the doctor said. ""You have cancer and Alzheimer's."" ""Oh, well, at least I don't have cancer."""

"On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex. I have a short arm."

"What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth? The front row of a Willie Nelson concert."

"I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma."