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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who died of an epileptic fit? He had a very flashy ending"
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"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."
"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."
"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."
"It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask."
"I used to go out with a Jewish girl The sex was Unorthodox"
"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."
"My IQ? With google or without?"
"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house."
"PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now"