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Joke of the Day

"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."

"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""

"What's the difference between a battery and a women? The Battery has a positive side."

"Most famous gay couple of all. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"STOP PUTTING SIRENS IN MUSIC FOR PETE'S SAKE! I let my hair down & undid two buttons before i realized i wasn't getting pulled over!"

"(Meta) To all the people with disgusting ""jokes"" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!"

"What do you call a four about four? A meta-four."

"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."

"""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF..."""

"What do you call optimistic lube? Lubrican"