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Joke of the Day

"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."

"What does a curry and a bad uncle have in common? They both hurt your arsehole"

"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."

"What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!"

"I went to the doctor and said, ""My penis is burning."" He said, ""That means someone is talking about it."" - Garry Shandling. RIP."

"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"

"Reforming FIFA analogy-1 Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump"

"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"

"Rude limerick anyone? There was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his arse, and his balls were infested with weeds."

"You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number."