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Joke of the Day

"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."

"Today I learned that pouring water on someone who is sleeping under an electric blanket won't electrocute them. It will only make them angry"

"I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there"

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years."

"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"

"Why were 80% of Chicago police dash cams broken? Because you need to warm up before you kill a nigga."

"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."

"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."

"What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection? He came and went at the same time."

"(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago! Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong."