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Joke of the Day

"Cupcakes are amazing, because holding a full size cake up to your face isn't socially acceptable for some reason."

"What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box."

"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"

"What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome? A leotard."

"I see that your IQ test came back negative."

"A guy asks his grandmother... ""Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD"". Granny replies, ""Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"""

"I'll say it again: It's no fair that black people get the entire month of February, while fat people only get a Tuesday."

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."

"Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"