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Joke of the Day
"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."
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"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE"
"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."
"What's the most prominent religion in Canada? Jemima's Witnesses."
"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"
"[son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over"
"Q: What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts? A: Stem sell research."
"*sings Batman theme *crawls along bars of death *rolls down slope *ascends tower *knocks out foes ""Miss, you need to leave the playground."""
"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"
"My mom just replied to my text with ""K."" Whooooaaa busy lady, is there some emergency over on FarmVille?"