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Joke of the Day

"It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask."

"What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar."

"joke is on you What's the opposite of funny? answer: Jay Leno"

"Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!! Lucky I got the first punch in."

"Biggest joke in the world am not mental hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"

"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp."

"did you hear about the canadian who stole gold? It was a buttload, too!"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted."

"Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew."