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Joke of the Day
"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."
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"How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"Donald Trump walks into a mexican resturant jk. he doesn't..."
"I get turned on by my Maths teacher... ... because she is the reciprocal of cosC"
"If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before"
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"My doctor told me my testosterone level was unusually high. At least that's what I think he said, I could hardly hear him over the chainsaw."
"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later."
"What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween? Depressed"
"I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this *Pushes salad aside*"