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Joke of the Day

"Why don't plumbers ride bikes? Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack"

"[META] /r/germanhumour For all fans of [German humour](/r/germanhumour)."

"If you practice Yoga, but are not a vegetarian, You're just a poser."

"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."

"Test post pls ignore I TOLD U TO IGNORE IT"

"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone under 30 stole a joke from my generation... Then I would be able to afford to fund the pension that the government stole from me."

"Dolphins are really smart. Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them."

"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"

"""I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it."" Guys named Geoff."

"what most people dont know is that you can use the trick or treat system to get large amounts of candy for free"