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Joke of the Day
"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."
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"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""
"What did the gay Mexican dentist ask his boyfriend for? Oral, B."
"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it? Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!"
"What would you call The Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."
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"I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. I'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty."