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Joke of the Day
"Test post pls ignore I TOLD U TO IGNORE IT"
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"Why buy an invisible knife? I don't see the point"
"If Hillary wins the election, the whole world be like.. [removed due to WWIII]"
"Breaking: Brad and Angelina have broken up. Thousands of kids homeless."
"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth long ears"
"What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights? A jacked rabbit."
"What did the Nazi say to the clock that only went: ""tick ____ tick ____ tick ____"" ? ""Ve have Vays of making you tock!"""