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Joke of the Day
"Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing."
Next Joke
"He tripped, and the laundry basket fell to floor, spilling clothes everywhere. I sat back and watched it all unfold."
"I read that having sex every day for a year could transform your marriage. It worked so well I'm thinking of suggesting it to my wife."
"How do you pick out the extroverted engineer? He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks"
"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"
"No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were."
"My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it."
"AWE YEAH,,, I just washed my dog with Axe body wash... He's gonna to get ALL DA B!TCHES"
"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"
"what do you call a prosecutor on a rape case? a cosby sweater."